GARY COLEMAN DONT WANT YALL TO SEE HIS PEE PEE

WHILE VISITING MY FRIEND IN THE HEAD FRESHALINA OVER AT CRUNK & DISORDERLY I came across this piece of info that made me throw up in my mouth a little, not to mention make me wonder??? Gray Colmena has an agent? hmm I guess all those security jobs as santas lil ashy elf over the Xmas holiday paid off afterall....Praise Tyras Forhead! Here's the scoop.

Gary Coleman was reported to be doing well after being rushed to a Los Angeles hospital Wednesday after suffering a seizure. His agent Robert Malcolm says that G-Spot, who has had two kidney transplants, was hospitalized as a precaution and should be released after some routine dialysis. The 41 year old actor was in town for a meeting with producers of his upcoming movie Midgets vs. Mascots to discuss a troublesome scene involving his ......pee pee..........
“He was very upset to cancel this meeting . . . because there’s a shot of a penis in the film,” added the agent. “Supposedly it’s his, and he’s not happy with it.”

ASHY ANKLES, ASHY ANKLES ASHY ANKLES ASHY ANKLES...Sorry I couldnt resist "Its the kid in me!!"

AWW-ShiTT SUPPORTS; THE AWKWARDNESS OF AWKWARD FAMILY PHOTOS

It was while visiting one of my favorite places on earth: Awkward family Photos.com that I came across these lovely photos of yall couzins!!




*Caption..... Dear Family: FUCK YOU VERY MUCH...thats why I know for a fact dad has a thing for our baby sitter, and mom is F#$king the paper boy ........love Pissed off Peter


*Caption: "When Im alone I sit in my house with my "would have been" wedding dress on and think about the man I love who ran off with the plumber, wait I think I want him too!...*sigh*



*Caption: Did this Bitch just fart? ugggh her rectum is deadlier then the being in a relationship with Tila Tequila...........you know that little oriental girl.

Everbody Hates Chris!!

So the new cover of Vibe did the best thing they do to make money which is start some ish and of course Breezy was at the center of it with his whole beating of the "Too Hard" Spirit of the Islanders Foreheads aka Rihanna. Heres wut Breez had to say about the cover:

“I think with the whole VIBE and the rebirth, I think it is a rebirth of me and showing people the new side of me, the music side, the talent and just the changed person,” Brown told reporter Renada Romain. “I think with the actual VIBE cover, it was never supposed to be talked about like the cover they made. That wasn’t what we discussed — the shirt is actually just a plain black shirt and they stamped ‘R U Still Down’ on it, so the cover was supposed to be the rebirth cover of VIBE and the rebirth of Chris Brown. It was never supposed to be ‘Everybody Hates Chris, Everybody Loves Drake‘ like, the type of thing like that. I kinda felt a certain way when they did it like that and they kinda told me one thing and they got it in writing, one thing, but then they did it another way…I appreciate any cover, I just don’t appreciate them using my situation…”

Well thas the way the cookie crumbles when you mess with the voodoo preistess of Herpes simplex B.....watcha lips WATCHA LIPS!! oh and that side pick of Drake......eh who the hell cares?

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TIFFANY EVANS BE MERKIN YOU HOES!!!

COME ON LUNGES.....I see you!!!

It was while doing some youtube surfing and finding things that I dare not report..ie Flavor Flav's video I came across Tiffany Evans bustin bitches down vocally in front of her mamas laundry room. Now I hope her label takes this and back her instead of wack ass artists like........*sigh*........ Ciara yeah YOU princess super C you are now a #SuperFAIL!!!

FOOLY-WANG!!!!

While visiting my good homie in the head Fresh over at Crunk & Disorderly I witnessed this Fooly-Wang of epic proportions. I think im on that midnight train with Fred Sanford "Lizabef I'm comin to join ya honey". Lawd save my soul and make me whole for dem not know wah dem do. Shout outs to Deena Jones in the front hittin those sweet crisp notes and almost forgetting the words at :56 ....Jesus be a pacemaker.

ITS LIKE IM "VALKING" ON SUNSHYNE!!!

Yes my dear you are "valking" on something but sunshine aint quite it. What Allison needs to do is meet our friendly neighborhood crack star Propecia. *Sigh* the fun ould never end. I can imagine Propecia pimpin allison in the Garnett Greyhound bus terminal to Junkies, Hookers, and Whores for the low-low price of a fifth of crack rock and bottle of malt liquor

AWW-ShiTT SUPPORTS; Melanie Fiona

Ok so yeah I listened to Melanie Fiona's album the other night and man it was an expereice quite reminscent to when I first listened to Solange Knowles album. Since these ladies dont put themselves in a classic box I like to call them Rythm and Soul singers. I would yell you all to go support miss MFiona but that goes without saying after watching that clip.