FUCKERY SHALL RULE THE MASSES....

GARY COLEMAN DONT WANT YALL TO SEE HIS PEE PEE

2010-01-08T13:48:00.006-05:00

WHILE VISITING MY FRIEND IN THE HEAD FRESHALINA OVER AT CRUNK & DISORDERLY I came across this piece of info that made me throw up in my mouth a little, not to mention make me wonder??? Gray Colmena has an agent? hmm I guess all those security jobs as santas lil ashy elf over the Xmas holiday paid off afterall....Praise Tyras Forhead! Here's the scoop.

Gary Coleman was reported to be doing well after being rushed to a Los Angeles hospital Wednesday after suffering a seizure. His agent Robert Malcolm says that G-Spot, who has had two kidney transplants, was hospitalized as a precaution and should be released after some routine dialysis. The 41 year old actor was in town for a meeting with producers of his upcoming movie Midgets vs. Mascots to discuss a troublesome scene involving his ......pee pee..........
“He was very upset to cancel this meeting . . . because there’s a shot of a penis in the film,” added the agent. “Supposedly it’s his, and he’s not happy with it.”

ASHY ANKLES, ASHY ANKLES ASHY ANKLES ASHY ANKLES...Sorry I couldnt resist "Its the kid in me!!"

AWW-ShiTT SUPPORTS; THE AWKWARDNESS OF AWKWARD FAMILY PHOTOS

2010-01-08T13:15:00.008-05:00

It was while visiting one of my favorite places on earth: Awkward family Photos.com that I came across these lovely photos of yall couzins!!

*Caption..... Dear Family: FUCK YOU VERY MUCH...thats why I know for a fact dad has a thing for our baby sitter, and mom is F#$king the paper boy ........love Pissed off Peter

*Caption: "When Im alone I sit in my house with my "would have been" wedding dress on and think about the man I love who ran off with the plumber, wait I think I want him too!...*sigh*

*Caption: Did this Bitch just fart? ugggh her rectum is deadlier then the being in a relationship with Tila Tequila...........you know that little oriental girl.

Everbody Hates Chris!!

2010-01-08T12:51:00.002-05:00

So the new cover of Vibe did the best thing they do to make money which is start some ish and of course Breezy was at the center of it with his whole beating of the "Too Hard" Spirit of the Islanders Foreheads aka Rihanna. Heres wut Breez had to say about the cover:

“I think with the whole VIBE and the rebirth, I think it is a rebirth of me and showing people the new side of me, the music side, the talent and just the changed person,” Brown told reporter Renada Romain. “I think with the actual VIBE cover, it was never supposed to be talked about like the cover they made. That wasn’t what we discussed — the shirt is actually just a plain black shirt and they stamped ‘R U Still Down’ on it, so the cover was supposed to be the rebirth cover of VIBE and the rebirth of Chris Brown. It was never supposed to be ‘Everybody Hates Chris, Everybody Loves Drake‘ like, the type of thing like that. I kinda felt a certain way when they did it like that and they kinda told me one thing and they got it in writing, one thing, but then they did it another way…I appreciate any cover, I just don’t appreciate them using my situation…”

Well thas the way the cookie crumbles when you mess with the voodoo preistess of Herpes simplex B.....watcha lips WATCHA LIPS!! oh and that side pick of Drake......eh who the hell cares?

(source)

TIFFANY EVANS BE MERKIN YOU HOES!!!

2010-01-04T19:27:00.003-05:00

COME ON LUNGES.....I see you!!!

It was while doing some youtube surfing and finding things that I dare not report..ie Flavor Flav's video I came across Tiffany Evans bustin bitches down vocally in front of her mamas laundry room. Now I hope her label takes this and back her instead of wack ass artists like........*sigh*........ Ciara yeah YOU princess super C you are now a #SuperFAIL!!!

FOOLY-WANG!!!!

2009-12-17T15:12:00.001-05:00

While visiting my good homie in the head Fresh over at Crunk & Disorderly I witnessed this Fooly-Wang of epic proportions. I think im on that midnight train with Fred Sanford "Lizabef I'm comin to join ya honey". Lawd save my soul and make me whole for dem not know wah dem do. Shout outs to Deena Jones in the front hittin those sweet crisp notes and almost forgetting the words at :56 ....Jesus be a pacemaker.

ITS LIKE IM "VALKING" ON SUNSHYNE!!!

2009-12-15T14:14:00.003-05:00

Yes my dear you are "valking" on something but sunshine aint quite it. What Allison needs to do is meet our friendly neighborhood crack star Propecia. *Sigh* the fun ould never end. I can imagine Propecia pimpin allison in the Garnett Greyhound bus terminal to Junkies, Hookers, and Whores for the low-low price of a fifth of crack rock and bottle of malt liquor

AWW-ShiTT SUPPORTS; Melanie Fiona

2009-12-15T11:22:00.003-05:00

Ok so yeah I listened to Melanie Fiona's album the other night and man it was an expereice quite reminscent to when I first listened to Solange Knowles album. Since these ladies dont put themselves in a classic box I like to call them Rythm and Soul singers. I would yell you all to go support miss MFiona but that goes without saying after watching that clip.

A COMPLEX LIFE; NICKI MINAJ DOES THE COVER OF COMPLEX MAG

2009-12-10T13:25:00.009-05:00

By Damien Scott; Photography by Cameron KroneMORE CREDITS: (STYLIST) KAREEM JAMES; (HAIR) SABRINA ROWE; (MAKEUP) JAVIER ROMERO FOR M.A.C. COSMETICS; (CLOTHING) SUNGLASSES BY THEO; BODYSUIT BY WOLFORD; TIGHTS BY FALKE; SHOES BY ALEJANDRO INGELMO

You may know Nicki Minaj as that girl with the curvaceous frame that's been touring with Lil' Wayne. Maybe you've listened to one of her three mixtapes. If so, you've probably got an image of who you think she is: a potty-mouthed MC using sex to sell herself to the masses. Look harder, homie. The 24-year-old Queens, New York native may possess a gorgeous face and a body you could get lost in, but she's got more up her sleeve than diamond bracelets. With females not even part of the rap conversation these days, she's trying to make some noise and some loot. And we think she has just the right moneymaker to do it.

HIT UP COMPLEX MAG FOR THE FULL INTERVIEW AND PHOTOS http://www.complex.com/CELEBRITIES/Complex-Women/Nicki-Minaj

YESSSSSSSSS YOU TRASHBOX!!!

2009-12-10T13:02:00.003-05:00

THIS IS AN ODE TO THE WOMAN WHO PISSES IN WALMART PARKING LOTS

THOUGH WE NEVER MET, YOU STOLE MY HEART
WITH ONE FELL SWOOP, AND THAT VERY FIRST FART
I CLING TO YOUR PICTURE FROM TIME TO TIME
SEEING YOUR BARE ASS IN THE PARKING LOT MAKES ME CHIME
WITH ALL THE GOODNESS AND ALL THE GLEE
OH YOU PALE FACED TREASURE I LOVE TO SEE YOU PEA

YOU CHUNKY MUNKY: P.O.W EDITION

2009-12-10T12:49:00.009-05:00

This buxom beauty was caught in a Walmart near you....well hopefully not but she has the teets that rival even those of our girl ReRe the body AkA Aretha Franklin. ugggh I be she needs a prying bar to get out of her hammock in the morning and a got slop down with the pigs before leaving her shack by the road side. And yall said big foot aint real......you shittin me!!!

MY NEW FETISH...NICKIE MINAJ

2009-12-10T10:41:00.007-05:00

So yall know that once I become a fan of anyone I become a groupie...well not really in all cases but yeah in this case. Nicki Minaj...ahhhhhhh where do we start, this girl is fresh and exactly what hip hop needs in a world of auto tune, ghost writers, fake rappers and bum actors. She is such a freakin beast with her ShiTT and is always an animated lunatic on the Mic...dont believe me? check her Mic below

Nicki on BET Monday....lol check out the girl in the audience with the natural hair...lol she look like she about to ShiTT a brick lol

WHY WON'T YALL LET WHITNEY BE GREAT

2009-12-10T10:26:00.005-05:00

Just when you thought she was done feeling like a nickle bag and a 8 dollar bill Whitney brings you more of her furry faced goodness...("Bitch you know you see her")with her latest instyle magazine spread. This is great for her..seems like the first cover she's been on since she was found running from the po-po in her pajamas down campbellton covered up in her bed covers. OH JOY!!

To Nippy I Say -YOU CAN DO IT!!!- ENJOY THIS LIL CLIP FROM THE A-S VAULT

AMERIE IS BACK!!!!

2009-09-24T13:42:00.002-04:00

Everyone who knows me knows that their are two females in the game that Im a groupie for and its Amerie and Solange, Beyorki's lil sis. This is her video from "Heardem All Say", and her Album will be out November 3rd imma be first in line to cop dat

DONT KILL LIL MAN LIKE DAT!!!

2009-09-15T10:43:00.005-04:00

FUCK THE VMA'S MY FAVORITE MOMENT FROM THE SHOW WAS ACTUALLY A PHOTOSHOPPED PICTURE WITH A SIMPLE INSERT FROM MY BLOGGING IDOL FRESHALINA OVER AT CRUNK & DISORDERLY LAWD EVERYTIME I SEE THAT PICTURE IT JUST EBCOMES FUNNIER AND FUNNIER. IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: THIS WAS A FREEZE FRAME FROM THE ENDING OF THE VMA'S WHEN JAY-Z AND A KEYS PERFORMED THEIR NEWYORK ANTHEM AND LIL BOW WOW-----OOPS LIL MAMA CAME RACING OUT ON THE STAGE TO STRIKE A HIGH CLASS KLENONG DEATH STARE POSE FOR THE MASSES. PLEASE KNOW THAT BOW WOW WILL NOT FOOL ME WITH THIS FUCKERY!! I KNOW YOU KNOW THAT WE KNOW THATS YOU IN DRAG SHAD MOSS!!!! DONT FRONT WE GOT YOUR NUMBER OVER HERE AT AWW-ShiTT BUDDY BOY OR GIRL OR MUTATION OF ANOTHER CREATION.....DAMN LIL MAMA, I USE TO LOVE HER NOW EVERYTIME I SEE HERE LIL FACE I WANNA SLAP THE COW BOY PISS OUTTA HER..SMH

FEEL THIS CHILDREN!!!!!!

2009-09-06T00:14:00.002-04:00

IM GETTIN WAYYYYYYYYYY TOO MANY TANG-TASTIC VIBES FROM THIS YOUTUBE CLIP THAT MAKES ME FEEL VERY UNCOMFORTABLE BUT ITS FINE FUCKERY AT ITS BEST WITH A TYLER PERRY FEVER FILLED CHURCHIN GOOD TIME INTERTWINED.

REALLY??? I MEAN REALLY?

2009-09-04T16:32:00.004-04:00

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT SHEREE COULDN'T STOOP ANY LOWER THEN HER "DREADFUL" FASHION- LESS FASHION SHOW, PEDDLING THOSE JACKLIN SMITH WALMART REJECT DRESSES IN YOUR LOCAL KROGER (NOT REALLY), THEN SLANGING HER MILKSHAKE OVER THE ATL SEEN. SHE REINVENTS NEW FANGLED FORMS OF FUCKERY BY WHORING FOR PROPAGANDA IN THE NO H8 ADDS WHICH WERE INTENDED TO BE A SILENT PROTEST TO CALIFORNIA'S PROPOSITION 8 LAW BANNING HOMOSEXUAL MARRIAGES. I MEAN YES WE GET IT YOU ARE A CONNOISSEUR OF ASS RAG CLOTHING SHEREE BUT PLEASE DONT KEEP PEDDLING THIS BLASPHEMOUS, JJ-FAD INSPIRED, HOE STROLL KNOCK OFF SHIT TO US BECAUSE WUT U SELLIN WE AINT BUYIN SO HOE STOP TRYIN. ALSO CHECK OUT MY NEW FOUND INSPIRATIONAL BLOG SHE "GOTTA HAVE IT" FOR MORE

THANX
AWW-ShiTT MANAGEMENT THANKS FOR THE LINK DANYELLE/ BIGDEELIGHT@TWITTER.COM

GET DAT ASS ON THE FLO'

2009-09-03T10:09:00.002-04:00

SO APPARENTLY I'VE BEEN MISSIN OUT ON THE GOODNESS THAT IS THE AMP'D CELL PHONE COMMERCIALS LIKE THE ONE ABOVE WHERE MC'TITTAYS BRACES FOR THE EPIC FAIL/ STIPPER SHOW.....SMH HOW RUDE OF FLORENTINE TO TRY AND SHAKE HER HAM HOCKS ON THAT LIL UNSUSPECTING POLE!!!

BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

2009-09-03T09:11:00.003-04:00

FLASHBACK TO FAT BASTARD CIRCA 5 YEARS OLD AND YOU WILL GET LITTLE BACON BOY HERE. CATCH HIS FACE AT 00:32

SO ON A RECENT EPISODE OF WIFE SWAP YOUNG JETHRO FROM THE BACON EATING, CANNED CHEESE DRANKIN FAMILY OF HIS GOT A LIL UPSET BECAUSE THE WIFE FOR THE WEEK (A HEALTH NUT)COMMENCED TO DISPOSING ALL OF THEIR GOODIES, CAKES AND PIES, GOODIES CAKES AND PIES!!!!, LITTLE JETHRO (NOT HIS ACTUAL REAL NAME) GOT UPSET AND LET THE HOUNDS OF HELL LOOSE ON THE POOR LADY, INSULTED HER PAYLESS SHOES AND CLIP CLOPPED OUT THE HOUSE WITH HIS BAG IN TOW. WASNT THAT A GOOD TIME!! BIG UPS TO MY ROOM MATE CHASE OVER AT CHASEOLOGY BLOG FOR PUTTIN ME UP ON THIS HORSE FODDER. CHECK OUT THE TAGS UNDERNEATH

FML BEYONCE EDITION

2009-09-02T15:50:00.005-04:00

NOOOOOOO!!! SAY IT AINT SO, "GO HOME ROGER", SO BEYONCE AKA BEYONKI KONG HAS NOT BEEN HAVING A GOOD WEEK ACCORDING TO RHYMES WITH SNITCH APPARENTLY ARMANI DECIDED NOT TO RENEW HER CONTRACT FOR THE DIAMONDS PERFUME COMMERCIALS (I GUESS IT WAS TOO MUCH RAW CREOLE EMOTION BEING BELTED THROUGH TV SCREENS), YALL KNOW THE WINDOW LICKIN KIDS SIT RIGHT UP ON IT, BEYONCE WAS JUST GIVIN A LIL TOO MUCH CREOLE VOODOO THROUGH THE TUBE. THEN TO TOP IT ALL OFF BEYAK-YAK GOT BOOTED OUT OF HER PRESIDENTIAL SUITE IN THE UKRAINE BECAUSE A LOCAL POLITICIAN WANTED THE BEST ROOM IN THE HOUSE (TO GANG BANG SOME WHORES AND SNORT COKE OFF THE TOILET STOOLS). POOR BEYON-SAVED, TOO MUCH GOIN ON IN HER LIFE.
THEN TO TOP OFF BEYORKI'S BAD WEEK HER FANS MADE THIS "DISS YOUTUBE CLIP" TO KERI HILSON WHICH I LABEL A #EPICFAIL!!! I PERSONALLY DONT GIVE TWO ShiTT'S ABOUT THE AARDVARK THAT IS MS KERI BAYBAY! BUT COME ON NOW THIS VIDEO IS A TRAGEDY AND EVERYONE IN IT NEEDS TO SLIT THEIR WRISTS FOR BEING SO DAMN UGLY

"I CANT AND WONT!!!"

Insane ShiTT

2009-08-31T12:45:00.002-04:00

So this is a video that my boy Kstaps

put me on to Its the dudes Major Lazers who produces M.I.A's beats. Woah this is alot

FRIDAY FUCK-QUOTES

2009-08-28T17:13:00.003-04:00

TODAYS FRIDAY FUCK-QUOTE COMES FROM RONNIE HOE.....YES LADIES GENTLEMEN AND THOSE LABLED IN THE CATEGORY UNDER OTHER, WE HAVE A "RONNIE HOE QUOTE:

"WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS GROW THE FUCK UP AND GET DISS MONEY!!!!"

SO THE NEXT TIME YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR JOB YOU BETTER REMEMBER THE WORDS THAT CAME OUT OF RONNIE'S MOUTH!!!

HOW RUDE!!!

2009-08-28T16:30:00.003-04:00

ONE OF MY FORMER CLASS MATES SENT ME THIS EARLIER TODAY AND I ALMOST WENT INTO CARDIAC ARREST AT WORK. THIS WAS PLAIN "DREADFUL", THE DEVIL IS RIDIN ABLAZE AFTER ME TODAY

YOU CHUNKY MUNKEY

2009-08-28T12:35:00.005-04:00

(A CHICKEN PHILLY FOR ME?? U SHOULDNT HAVE)

(BITCH I KNOW THAS SOMEBODIES PHONE NUMBER AND NOT MY WEIGHT)

I KEEED I KEEED. YOU KNOW I STANS FOR TEAM CHUNK BUT SOME THINGS ARE RE-DARN-DICULOUS. RAVEN LOOKS LIKE SHE IS SOMEBODIES WEIGHT WATCHERS INTERVENTION BUDDY IN THESE PICS, NOT THE 20-SOMETHIN YEAR OLD GIRL WE LOVED FROM "THATS SO RAVEN", WHICH I HAPPENED TO LOVE BY THE WAY (DONT JUDGE ME HOE...TAKE THAT AND THAT) AT LEAST THESE PICS ARE BETTER THEN HER INFAMOUS SIX FLAGS PHOTO WHERE SHE WAS IN THAT AWEFUL TU TU LOOKIN A HOT DAMN MESS. JEEZUS LET THERE BE A HEVEN FOR A G.

DESTINED FOR STARDOM

2009-08-12T21:33:00.002-04:00

A CLIP OF JAZMINE SULLIVAN AT THE AGE OF 11 SINGING "HOME" FROM THE WIZ....
BEYONKI AND THE HOUSE OF DARE-TO-TRY-IT-ON AINT GOT SHIT ON THIS

G.O.O.D S.H..I.T

WEIRD BUT COOL ShiTT

2009-08-12T20:09:00.002-04:00

THE COOL KIDS IN THE LAND OF THE RISING SUN......NO I DONT MEAN OPRAHS LEFT BUTT CHEEK.. ITS FILLED WITH ALL TYPES OF RANDOMNESS AND SOME LUPE APPEARANCES HERE AND THERE. HAVEN;T HEARD FROM HIM IN A WHILE, HE PROLLY OUT DOIN SOME SKATE BOARDING MUSLIM ShiTT

Mickey Factz, Lupe Fiasco and The Cool kids In Tokyo from GFCnewyork on Vimeo.

MISSY ELLIOT THROWBACK

2009-08-12T17:42:00.001-04:00

THIS SHIT TAKES ME BACK TO 7TH GRADE, WHEN I WAS WEIRD, HAD DANDRUFF, AND HATED LIFE

KID CUDI ALBUM ARTWORK....HOW CREATIVE

2009-08-12T17:17:00.005-04:00

WHILE TRAVELIN OVER TO URB MAGAZINE ONLINE I CAME ACROSS THESE COOL ASS PICS OF KID CUDI'S NEW ALBUM ARTWORK. THIS SECOND ONE IS DOPE AS HELL, HMM NEW TATOO?? WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT ONE, BUT THE PICS FOR THE NEW ALBUM ARE PRETTY COOL AND IT MAY JUST BE BECAUSE THE KID IS A COOL DUDE I DEF LIKE HIS MUSIC AND HIS VIDEOS LIKE THE DAY AND NIGHT KID CUDI VS CROOKERS VID BELOW SAME VID JUST REMIXED A LIL

AMBER ROSE KNOWS

2009-08-12T17:05:00.003-04:00

WHEN IT ALL FALLS DOWN IM TRULY AN AMBER ROSE FAN AND I DONT GIVE A DAMN WHO KNOWS MY SHAMEFUL SECRETS, BECAUSE I KNOW YALL STILL FART UNDER THE COVERS AND TAKE A SMELL (DUTCH OVENING YOURSELF "HOW DREADFUL") ANYWAY WHILE VISITING COMPLEX TO LOOK AT SOME OTHER SHIT I FOUND THIS AND WAS QUITE IMPRESSED. AMBER IS DEF OUT THE ORDINARY AND STUNTS ON U HOES PROPERLY. I GIVE THIS 4 LEE PRESS ON NAILS OUT OF 5 FOR YOU HOOD RATS

THE RUN DOWN

2009-08-05T11:26:00.005-04:00

ON SATURDAY WHILE CRUISING THE BLOCK, SHAMAR MOORES WAS ALLEGEDLY HIT BY A CAR AND SENT TO A LOCAL HOSPITAL WHERE HIS UTERUS WAS QUICKLY REMOVED.........(SIKE NO) BUT ON THE REAL SOMEONE DID HIT SHAMAR PROLLY FOR .....YOU KNOW WUT NEVER MIND

U GET 3 NEFFIES OUT OF 5 ENJOY YOUR DAY

IF YOU GOOGLE "PERMED EDGES"....SHE WILL COME

2009-08-01T20:20:00.005-04:00

YES I GOOGLED "PERMED EDGES" AND SHE APPEARED, YES NONE OTHER THEN MISS TAMIKA FOSTER RAYMOND IN ALL HER OILY SKIN GOODNESS....BLESSED BE HER WOMB,& THE TWO MONCHI-CHI'S OF THE RAYMOND EMPIRE. INCLUDING THE ONE BELOW

WELL MARIAH U GOT YOUR ANSWER

2009-08-01T20:14:00.004-04:00

NIGGUH WUUUUTT!!!! LOL I DOUBT IF NICK WILL ANSWER THIS. HE PROLLY SHITTIN IN HIS DRAWZ BY NOW THROWIN SPAGHETTI-O'S AND FRENCH FRIES OVER HIS HIGH CHAIR COUNTER

KILLIN YOU HOES!!!

2009-07-29T01:02:00.006-04:00

GETCHU A PIECE HOE!!!! YALL KNOW DIANE AMOS AKA "THE PINESOL LADY" BE GIVING YALL THE BIDNESS, LOOK AT HER SPARKLING EYES, HERE LEMONY FRESH YAKI #9, HER TITTAY BALLS SITTIN ALL PLUMP AND READY FOR ACTION.......SWEET CHRISTMAS ON A RITZ CRACKER I'M CELEBRATING THE MOMENTS OF MY LIFE.. big ups to the Kid another one of my Friends in the head over at The Fury

AWW-ShiTT SUPPORTS; RANDOM ACTS OF PARENTAL IGNORANCE

2009-07-28T22:41:00.000-04:00

JUST WHEN SOLANGE BOOSTS THE KNOWLES CREDIBILITY....

2009-07-24T16:17:00.003-04:00

BEYONKI STRIKES AND LANDS A DEADLY BLOW.... SO ACCORDING TO A RECENT INTERVIEW IN RAP UP MAGAZINE CHRISETTE MICHELLE CLAIMS THAT BEY-LO-LO STOLE THE CREDITS FOR THE SONG "EGO" AND PUT HER OWN NAME ON THE PRODUCERS LIST AS IF SHE ACTUALLY WROTE OR ARRANGED IT HERSELF....HMMM SOUNDS VERY FAMILIAR *COUGH,IRREPLACEABLE*,ACCORDING TO CHRISETTE SHE PASSED ON THE SONG THAT WAS SLID HER WAY TO BE RECORDED ON HER NEW ALBUM "EPIPHANY", WHICH IS HOT. SHE CLAIMS THAT BEY-WEAVEY DIDNT GIVE HER ANY PROPS FOR THE VENTURE. EVEN IF SHE DIDNT GIVE CHRISETTE PROPS IT STILL MEANS THAT BEY-NASTY DIDNT WRITE THE SONG HERSELF AND ACTUALLY HAD THE NERVE TO PUT HER NAME AS ONE OF THE PRODUCERS ALONG WITH THE REAL ONES, ELVIS WILLIAMS AND HAROLD LILLY, VISIT MY GIRL FRESH OVER AT CRUNK AND DISORDERLY FOR MORE

AWW-ShiTT SUPPORTS: SOLANGES 2 WEEK OLD "NEW" HAIR DO

2009-07-24T15:08:00.004-04:00

SO I'M REALLY NOT UNDERSTANDING WUT THE BUZZ IS ABOUT SOLANGES NEW HAIRSTYLE, I'VE HEARD EVERYTHING FROM "SHEE LOOKS A MESS" TO "SHE JUST WANTS ATTENTION" TO "SHE WANTS TO BE AMBER ROSE", TO THIS I SAY BEYOTCH PLEASE, AROUND HERE MISS KNOWLES (NOT BEYAKI) IS A G, I DONT GIVE TO SHITS ABOUT BEYONCE BUT SOLANGE IS A RIDE OR DIE NO NONSENSE CHICK AND HERE IS THE PROOF VIA HER TWITTER PAGE: "listen. if. i. wanted. to. make. a. statement. i. would. have. twitpic’d. photo shoot. ect. i. was. simply. taking. my. son. to. school. stupid. paps. took. pic. ive. had. my. hair. cut. like. this. for. two. weeks. i. was. NOT. inspired. by anyone. but. my. self. i. have. done. this. twice. in. my. life. i. was 16. i was 18. did. not care about your opinion. then. dont. care. now. dont. need. your. attention. or. your. co-sign. dont. want. a. edge. up. or a perm. because. im not trying. to make this “a style” or a statement. i. just. wanted. to. be. free. from. the. bondage. that. black. women sometimes. put. on. themselves. with. hair. this. phase. of. my. life. i. want to spend . the time. the energy. and the money. on something else. not in the hair salon. im. not. mad. at . all of you. that have made your opinions known. and have sent negative. energy. my way. i expected this of you you have the right to have an opinion & so do i

I STANS FOR MISS SOLO DOLO AND TO ALL THE HATERS I SAY GO MEFF YOURSELF WIT A SICK STICK

SHOPPIN AT THE GHE-GHE-GHE-GHE- GHE- GHETTO MALL

2009-07-20T18:51:00.003-04:00

IM NOT TOO MUCH A FAN OF THE RICKI SMILEY MORNING SHOW SINCE IT HAS BEEN KILLING JOBS FOR MORNING SHOW CREW'S EVERYWHERE (YOU KNOW I HEART THE LITTLE GUY) BUT THIS IS COMEDIC GENIUS ENJOY!!

URSELLA IS THAT YOU??

2009-07-20T18:41:00.007-04:00

Aretha or as my friend in the head Fresh over at Crunk and Disorderly likes to call her "Re-Re the Body"' dropped down low and swept the floor wit it (if only God were so merciful) actually she performed the other night at Nelson mandela's 91st Bday party. I be that sign in back of her read "MAKE DONUTS NOT WAR", anyway i hate that her stylist is steeling Arethas wardrobe from Ursella the Sea Witch....jeez lil mermaid dont get no respect.........LAWD!!!

This is my apologized for 2009 (Yeah I said Apologized)

2009-07-20T18:36:00.003-04:00

I stans for C-Breezy only because I know how out of control things can get being in a man in verbally abusive situation can be. Here's somethin to think about....Men dont talk alot, we fight, and even though our mamas taught us better we still do. So be midful of Rhi-Rhi's situation the next time ur mouth writes a check ur ass cant.

SHOCKING PROOF THAT MAMA WINSLOW IS A FREAK

2009-07-14T21:26:00.005-04:00

While looking at Mama Winslow's Myspace page I found some interesting Aww-ShiTT worthy comedy. Of course this Myspace isnt real but its funny as HELL....

Her Myspace Profile Reads....

About me:...
head of the Winslow family, no matter what my cock sucking son carl says.
Well i am 93 years old, and i feel great! i still know how to get down and party!
just ask my BF feltcher!
oh, yeah I LOVE TO FUCK!

Who I'd like to meet:
young hot men,
who like to go out and dance and stick it in my ass!
don't worry about feltch, his old ass shriveled dick has seen my hot steamy dark muff in years.

Check out her Myspace Page at

http://www.myspace.com/6314542

AWW-ShiTT PRESENTS: RANDOMLY RACIST

2009-07-14T19:11:00.006-04:00

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A.......

2009-07-14T18:56:00.001-04:00

Letter From the Editor

2009-07-14T18:42:00.003-04:00

SORRY FOLKS ITS BEEN A WHILE BUT I ASCENDED ON A MAGICAL QUEST TO SIGMA LAND (SHAMELESS BLU--PHI), WHILE COMPLETING MY DEGREE. TOOK MY SLOW TIME AFTER GRADUATION WITH THE SITE BUT IM BACK, SORRY I KEPT YOU *NERD!!!* LOL SIT BACK AND ENJOY.

REMEMBER TO GUARD UR CHIN...

2009-07-14T18:15:00.005-04:00

After beating the cowboy shit out of Junaita Bynum last year in a magic city parking lot.....oops in a "Regular, respectable", parking lot, Bishop Weeks lands another lucky lady to take those Halos to the head. Spotted here with her on her Bday. Im sure she has mad money, a big tithing budget, and can drop down low and sweep the flo' wit it.

Celebrity Style Guide

2009-07-14T18:00:00.005-04:00

Kanye and Pharrell at the Serpentine Gallery in London and Bow Wow at HBO's "Enterage" premiere in LA... All three looks I give a thumbs up, Pharrells boots are a bit much but its really different so I would say over all it cool.

YOU BETTA GETCHU A PIECE HOE!!!

2009-07-14T17:42:00.002-04:00

Tis confirmed, I just got my acceptance letter for hell with this one. Check out that HAND, ARM coordination

MZ PEACHEZ GHETTO BBQ

2009-03-17T12:03:00.001-04:00

FRIED RAT AND CONE BREAD......FINGUH LICKIN

CHRIS ~VS~RIHANNA EXPLAINED

2009-02-15T13:51:00.003-05:00

I said I wasn't going to get into this mess but when I saw this over at Crunk & Disorderly I had to.....this is classic goodness only a pal to Dionne Warwick and her psychic friends could love.

WENDY HO: "BITCH I STOLE YO PURSE"

2009-02-07T16:42:00.001-05:00

SPEECHLES............................................................................................

PUSH: THE MOVIE IS FINALLY HERE!!!

2009-02-07T09:46:00.004-05:00

I have to say that of all the books in the world the book PUSH by Sapphire is one of my favorite and now it has been made into a movie and was premiered at the Sundance film festival by up and coming Director Lee Daniels.
The movie stars Gabourey Sidibe as Clariece Precious Jones, a young woman who grows up in a world of abuse, molestation, rape, and verbal assault all from within her own household. Even her mother (Actress/Comedian Mo'Nique) lends a hand to make Precious' life a living hell. The film also co stars Mariah Carey as Ms Wice a social worker who desperately tries to get Jones out of her horrifying circumstances. THIS WILL BE THE MOVIE OF ALL MOVIES TO SEE THIS YEAR.

AWW-SHITT PRESENTS "IS IT JUST ME"??

2009-01-30T12:50:00.007-05:00

...OR DO THESE RECENT PICS OF JANICE DICKINSON REMIND YOU OF ERIC STOLZ FROM THAT MOVIE "MASK"???

PARIS THINKS HER NIPPLES ARE COOL

2009-01-30T12:24:00.007-05:00

So Paris was spotted out in London flashing her bald midgets or dwarfs in this case, all while still managing to be as irrelevant as always. In a recent interview with People magazine Paris actually claims to have an ounce of sense.....(NO WAY!!!!)

On her hit show the simple life Paris was quoted as saying the following:

For five seasons I was stuck doing this character," she says. "It was kind of hard always having to play that character when it's not who I am."She adds, "I just say jokes but they think I'm serious, which I think is funny, and I think I kind of play up the image sometimes because – whatever – it's just entertainment."

I still see no reason why she has to put those mangeled orangutan tittays on display........shame

I CANNOT AND WILL NOT

2009-01-29T14:30:00.003-05:00

COMMENTS? THOUGHTS? CONCERNS?, ABOUT CIARA'S NEW SINGLE COVER......And please tell me why does she keep dropping all this god awefull singles.....that shit sounds like the background music for mut porn

AWW-SHITT FUG FACES...COUPLES EDITION

2009-01-28T21:55:00.005-05:00

CHELSY DAVY AND PRINCE HARRY

Well there not so much a couple anymore according to people magazine. Even though no one really cares please note as a side bar that the world is now breathing a sigh of relief. Their mutant offspring of Ginger gremlins would have reeked havoc on us normal people....below is a pic of what those off spring would have looked like

BLACK MAN WINS......."BRUTALITY"

2009-01-28T21:31:00.001-05:00

TYLER PERRY LOVES TO PLAY DRESS UP

2009-01-15T23:52:00.005-05:00

IN JAIL.....THE MOVIE

Why must Tyler Perry do this to black men across the world? If you want to play dress up like you used to do simply be a man about that shit like RuPaul. Don't nobody knock him and Tyler well....yeah we would knock you at least RuPaul is..dare I say it a decent looking woman Tyler Perry looks like my old baby sitters sister who smoked newports and was addicted to KFC chicken and insulin shots

BEARY GOOD

2009-01-15T14:34:00.006-05:00

So while visting my friend in the head Micheal K over at DListed.com I came across some disturbing pics of mini me...These pics of Verne Troyer aka Mini Me will definitely make plushy fetish freaks think twice about wanting to have sex with random people in bear costumes. The Big Brother Brit cast had to all dress up in Bear costumes and suck eggs from between Jennifer Love Hewits tittay balls...sike j/k but is it that impossible? really?

IF DUMMIES COULD FLY

2009-01-15T14:28:00.002-05:00

YOUTUBE WOULD BE THE AIRPORT........ENJOY

LIVIN IT UP WITH JILL & LIL JON

2009-01-11T23:08:00.005-05:00

So your girl Jilly from philly has formally announced that she is pregnant by her fiance Lil Jon Roberts and is expected to be dropping by April 25th. Congrats to Jill I'm sure Lyzell (Jill's ex husband) aint so happy about this one.... let us take a moment to grieve their divorce..so moving right along lets pop champagne!!!! OH!!!

DANCE FLICK TRAILER

2009-01-11T22:58:00.001-05:00

THE PERFECT BREAK UP

2009-01-11T22:30:00.005-05:00

NOOOOOO NOT BLAAAAAKE!!!!

Yeah blake aint havin that shit no more....while Amy was down in the Carribean gettin her Mary's bloodied by Josh Bowman Blake was up there in the mean streets of London slangin jang-a-lang so he could pay for a divorce.

Amy was quoted as saying "I don't need drugs Josh is my new addiction", to that I say "GIT GIT GIT IT!!!!!"

Here's a pic of Amy and Josh even though I smell some elements of tang with that "hand on hip" action he got goin on here. Fresh over at Crunk & Disorderly would be so proud....

HOT OR NOT?

2008-12-31T16:28:00.003-05:00

Solange Knowles - Sandcastle Disco (DJ Escape & Tony Collucio Club mix by Jorge &VJ Tarkan

AWW-SHIT REMEMBERS:

2008-12-29T20:06:00.003-05:00

TISHA CAMPBELL'S FAILED ATTEMPT AT THE INDUSTRY

ATTEMPTING TO GIVE A DAMN.......ATTEMPT FAILED

BATTLE OF THE BROADS VERSION 7.8

2008-12-29T19:25:00.006-05:00

BEYONKI VS JANET

So......... according to the National Inquirer Beyonce "the dazzling ball of hair" Knowles is about to catch a serious beat down from Janet Jackson. According to the source over at the inquirer Beyonki suggested that the Jackson's are lower class. Heres how they scooped it

"The former Destiny’s Child singer said in a recent interview, “I grew up upper class. Private school. My dad had a Jaguar. We’re African-American and we work together as a family, so people assume we’re like The Jackson's. We were never used to bail our parents out of situations"

WOW....Sweet Jesus I hope Bey dont catch a beat down and force baby Daniel back into hs former ways of thuggin it out...yall know his motto.."Shankin is a habbit, dont fu*k wit Aunty Bey"

STAMP OF A TRAMP

2008-12-29T19:09:00.004-05:00

COLD SORE? YEAH BI&%H YOU WISH.
So this lovely pic of Paris Hilton was shot a couple days ago while the worlds resident whore took time out of her busy peen sucking schedule to drop by Australia to do a little shopping. If I were her I would dress up that Herpes scar. Its really gettin quite nasty. But look on the bright side it blends well with those battle scarred knees.

REAL HOUSE HUSBANDS OF L.A?

2008-12-28T23:35:00.004-05:00

So on one of my random visits to Necole Bitchie I got a lil tidbit of info that Fox will be starting a new series called "Real House Husbands" of L.A which stars none other then Darryl Bell aka Ron from "A Different World", and Tempestt Bledsoe aka Vanessa form the "Cosby Show", as a "married couple", (all I need is super head and Bobby to appear on that bitch as the crack fiends from Orange County). I've been doing my own research and nothing about them being married pops up, or maybe its just their Z-list swag that makes no one care to post info on them. Anyway my cheetos are calling my name, only the cheetah can cure my crying soul right now.

ANTM'S NIK AND JADE GET WORK!!!

2008-12-28T23:02:00.009-05:00

YES IT IS TRUE, TYRA DID NOT SUCCEED THIS TIME IN DESTROYING YOUNG LIVES........below are pics of Americas Next Top Model Semi finalists Nik and Jade from season???? (who cares all that shit is boring anyway, not to mention pretty lame) Anyway the spread is called Unfaithful......... Enjoy

Ohh and by the way I just saw Bri in an Ambi commercial too....then again it was 5am and I was drunk so............yeah

A CURIOUS CASE INDEED

2008-12-28T17:57:00.006-05:00

So on Xmas day myself and a few friends went to see the Curious Case of Benjamin Button and I must say that the movie was really good. I wouldn't be surprised if they had a lot of Oscar nods this year because it was actually an excellent film which broke away from this years lackluster performances and album trends. Although 2008 wasn't so great of a year in music or movies this one definitely sets itself apart.

Teraji P. Henson is one of the characters in the movie who surprised the heck out of me because she actually stole the show, putting on a great performance as Benjamins adopted mother. (She loved that ugly little boy with everything she had....lol) but for real Im not one to do free advertising but this movie is a must see, although the end is quite creepy and once you see it you will know exactly what I'm referring to.

...AS IF YOU COULD!!!

2008-12-28T17:18:00.004-05:00

Will the Fuckery never end? Ya Girl or Boy Ci has come out with a remix to Beyonce's "Diva", as if the song wasn't already something that should be put back into the trash can... listen with caution

WARNING: CIARA'S SINGING MIXED WITH BEYONCE'S TERRIBLE WRITING MAY INDUCE SEIZURES NAUSEA CONSTIPATION AND CROTCH CRAMPS...LISTENER BEWARE

ARE U AFRAID OF THE DARK........

2008-12-27T20:04:00.002-05:00

YOU WILL BE AFTER YOU SEE THIS!!!!

F&@k XMAS!!!

2008-12-27T19:47:00.005-05:00

ALL i WANTED FOR XMAS WAS TO SEE ARETHA DROP DOWN LOW AND SWEEP THE FLOOR WIT THOSE TITTAY BALLS BUT DID THAT HAPPEN??? NOOOOO. THEN ON TOP OF THAT XMAS KILLED EARTHA KITT. I GUESS THIS PIC OF RE RE TWO STATES WILL SEND ME TO BED CALM TONIGHT

MERRY XMAS PEEPS IM THROUGH

R.I.P EARTHA KITT

2008-12-25T18:01:00.006-05:00

TRULY A LIVING LEGEND...proof that Christmas is the devils work...
12.25.08

GRAND SEIZURES

2008-12-25T17:12:00.002-05:00

PATTI LaBELLE KICKIN IT OLD SCHOOL HAVING A SEIZURE ON STAGE...SKIP TO 3:50
thanx LC

THROW BACK CLASSY HOE FIGHT

2008-12-23T23:07:00.002-05:00

CHICKENS PLEASE TAKE NOTE

BRAIN FOOD

2008-12-23T22:17:00.002-05:00

TIME TO WAKE UP!!!

MERRY TITS-MAS

2008-12-23T16:42:00.006-05:00

AMY ON A BEACH...DANIELLE LLOYD IN FRONT A TREE....Merry Xmas to me!!!

So Danielle Lloyd (former Miss Britain) and the brittish bombshell??? Amy whine house strut their Tittay Balls straight to your eyes this Xmas. I have love in my eye sockets thanks to a slight retard and a coke head. My stocking is now filled with care...ring the bell Xmas is HERE!!!

EPIC FAIL!

2008-12-23T15:58:00.005-05:00

A DIVA IS NOT THE FEMALE VERSION OF A HUSTLER...THE FEMALE VERSION OF A HUSTLER IS A HOOKER!!!

Beyonce the dancing ball of hair we have all grown to love or hate has released her 3rd video from her album I Am....Sasha Diva Fierce, The video is to her single DIVA (click it to view it) Its funny how Beyonce has damn near stolen every recent video idea she has had from some other videos including stuff she thoughTT people wouldn't catch up on. ATTENTION BEYONCE::: YOU ARE NOT THAT DEEP!!! This time her thievery hails from that old Tina Turner movie Madd Max and the Super Dome. Her creativity is as astonishing as the talent of the window lickers on the short yellow bus.

FIRE SIDE CHAT WITH COMMON; UMC ALBUM REVIEW

2008-12-13T22:43:00.007-05:00

So for all my faithful you know Im not good at Album reviews because I have a problem with unpaid promotion but Commons new release UMC UNIVERSAL MIND CONTROL is guaranteed to be an instant classic that I will rep to the death of it. With songs like "gladiator" and "Changes" which pays homage to president elect Barack Obama, Common has masterfully entered the realm of GREATEST OF ALL TIME. For those of you who only enjoy the ever prevalent ring tone rap or "simple minded ass clap music", this album would not hold true to your low standards and/or poor taste in what you have been tricked into believe is music. (Please dont forget this is my SHITT, I say what I want) This album gives the starving conscience rap listener the brain food that only those of the likes of Common can feed them. Stepping above the title of a rapper Common is a true Emcee and will be outdone by no other which is why this Album is the HOTTNESS SO GO CHECK IT OUT

Thanx Lady C for putting me up on this

AWW-SHITT SPOT LIGHT: SOLANGE KNOWLES:

2008-12-13T22:37:00.002-05:00

ARE THOSE FEET???

2008-12-13T17:21:00.003-05:00

THE EPIC TIMES OF A TRADGE VADGE

Lady Ga Ga.....(who is she?...hell if I know) was perfoming somewhere where apparently talent means nothing when she took this epic photo op of a fully dressed human sliding from out of her vagina. My guess is she paused from lip synching and actually sucked this unknown person back into her vaginal cavity and there it remains until her species takes over the world.

A LETTER FROM THE EDITOR

2008-12-13T16:29:00.006-05:00

WUDDUP YALL, SORRY IVE BEEN M.I.A. BUT BEING A SENIOR AT GSU IS HARD AND TRYING AT TIMES. I REALLY HAVENT HAD THE TIME TO WORK ON THE SITE BECAUSE IVE BEEN FOCUSING ON MY ACADEMICS BUT IM BACK NOW.......ALTHOUGH I CANT PROMISE THAT I WILL BE CONSISTENT BECAUSE SCHOOL STARTS BACK IN JANUARY BUT I HAVE DONE SOME POSTS BELOW AND CHANGED THE SITES LAYOUT WELCOME BACK TO AWW-SHIT ITS GONNA BE CRAZIER THEN EVER!!!!

NERVOUSLY YOURS J~REAL

WHY MUST I CRY..............

2008-12-13T16:25:00.001-05:00

Finally some programming on Nick Jr. that will give kids a leg up.....(literally)

PIG OUT POUND PUPPY

2008-12-13T16:14:00.004-05:00

TALES FROM THE DOG POUND

So Teyana Taylor had what looks to be a damned good time at Russels annual holiday party then traded this tittay ball revealing dress for her usual bushy hair, flannel shirt and trucker boots, for her 18th Bday party. As much smack as I talk about the queen of the pound she is a friend indeed..(in my head) oh an sha-quila in the background got that "um hmm im up in this bitch right here" look ...classic ladies...classic

GIRL YOU SO DEEP

2008-12-13T16:06:00.003-05:00

HAVE YOU HAD YOUR BELLS JINGLED?

Fresh over at Crunk & Disorderly caught wind of all this "deep thought A la super head" in her blog she tries to get mad deep and prophetic and shit take a look

In December
by Karrine Steffans
December 12, 2008, 11:51 am

There is calm and a real sense of direction and I am saticfied.

As the rest of the world scuttles around looking for that perfect gift for that perfect person, I have already found that gift. I have already found that person.
Something wonderful happens when one comes into her own, when she knows who she is and what she wants and deserves out of life. And suddenly, there is this silence as if the rest of the world does not exist. Then, one day, she realizes that notion is not hyperbolical but is, in actuality, actual.

In my life, the rest of the world does not exist since I have created one of my own; a world filled with love, inner peace, patience and understanding. There are times when I have been loud, obnoxious, unhinged and clawing out of desperation. There was a time when I had to put-on for a desired result. Well, now, I no longer desire that result and have found strength in the silence.

SUCKER PUNCH CIT-TAY

2008-08-27T14:04:00.002-04:00

POPPA DONT PREACH!!!

So allgedly Kelli Osbourne had a doozy of a time with her home depot skills because her publicist is reporting that she had a nasty encounter with a cabinet. She allegedly put up a cabinet herself and the whole thing came crashing down on her which put a gash in her head and blackened her eye????(yeah uh huh, right)

My question is why didn't she do this project the good old American way and hire Alejandro and his chicos from the home depot parking lot like the rest of us hard working Americans. I will say this now and I will say this only once. NEVER BE AFRAID TO SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL CHULO!!!

AWW-ShiTT FUG FACE OF THE DAY

2008-08-27T13:50:00.003-04:00

KAY McCONAUGHEY MATTHEW'S MOM

I love the sight of Gritty Botox, Rotting Dentures, & Flat stack tittay's in the morning

SOLANGE IS SUCH A FREE SPIRIT

2008-08-24T03:56:00.002-04:00

SKIP TO 3:24 SHIT GETS REALLY WILD!!! AND SOLANGE HANDLES IT LIKE A G

AWW-SHIT EXCLUSIVE FUG FACE OF THE DAY

2008-08-24T03:28:00.003-04:00

Anna Pastuszwska, The tazed bride hit up DListed for the story

THESE BOOTIES ARE MADE...FOR THE TRASH!!

2008-08-23T22:27:00.005-04:00

So this is some model named Monika and she is rocking booties and they are a mess. SKEET OR DELETE.............I CHOOSE DELETE in all the name that is holy. These remind me of camel feet to match her wicked camel toe!! Pun De' Trash Mun.....pun de trash

"OBiden 08"

2008-08-23T22:07:00.004-04:00

So CNN broke it first that Obama has chosen Senator Joe Biden of Delaware to complete the battle at hand. Biden comes as a seasoned vet to the game having over 30 years of experience in Washington and a near perfect track record that complements Obama's near perfect performance in Washington. Biden is also the chair of the Senate foreign relations committee and will definitely bring the McCain camp to its knees on the issue of Obama's inexperience in foreign relations, having been instrumental in the peace talks between Israel and Egypt. I am personally proud to have Biden on the ticket, He isnt Hillary but this is definitely my dream ticket. YES WE CAN!!!!!!

AWW-shiTT SUPPORTS: ROSEANNES BLOG!!!

2008-08-18T12:33:00.002-04:00

Hands down one of the best TV moms ever assembled, I love Roseanne and all her fuckery. Even though I love Claire Huxtable too, clearly Roseanne was the anti Claire. Catch her on her blog Below is a clip of her getting high on the show.

YA'LL HO#S AINT RUNNIN ISH BUT YALL MOUTH

2008-08-18T10:05:00.003-04:00

My man 21 year-old Usain Bolt won Jamaica’s first ever Olympic Gold medal as well as breaking the World Record in the 100 meters sprint

Bolt won the 100 meters in a time, 9.69 seconds, that broke his 11-week-old world record of 9.72 His rivals were clearly on vacation because they were no where in sight. Richard Thompson of Trinidad and Tobago ran a personal-best 9.89 and was farther from first than any Olympic silver medalist since 1984. Walter Dix of the United States was third in a personal-best 9.91, and Churandy Martina was fourth in a Netherlands Antilles-record 9.93.
Any way you slice it I guess the old saying is true If you weren't first you aint sh$t playboy now take that to the bank and cash it. I love black folks (especially Jamaicans) like Sophia Luzz Hapro, and buttered beans.

CAN YOU SPOT THE TRANNY?????

2008-08-17T19:29:00.002-04:00

FELLAS YOU MIGHT BE A LITTLE DISTURBED BECAUSE IT WASNT THE RED HEADED WHITE CHICK ITS ISIS........LOL

AD-NAUSEUM

2008-08-17T19:07:00.005-04:00

AMY SO PRITTY!!

I look forward to the day when Amy Whine house does what no other crack addict has done before, pull out a rock and pipe it up on stage. Whitney damn sure aint have the balls to do it and I need to feed this en satiable hunger of mine to see crack heads go wild in public places (truly on of lifes greatest joys) I want her to do like Halle Berry did in Jungle Fever and just bust out "CRACK HOE!!! EAT ME MOTHER FUCKER, EAT ME!!!"

THE; IMMA BEAT DAT ASS WHEN WE GET HOME LOOK

2008-08-17T18:51:00.006-04:00

ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT DOMESTIC ABUSE

So Beyonki and Joe (the camel) were spotted thursday night leaving dinner in NY, looking rather frustrated. I wonder if it was from the paparazzi, the abortion, or just because Jay told her she was gonna get it Anna May Bullock style at home later. Then again I doubt if he hits her because Mama Tina the voodoo queen is known for putting roots on people creole style. All it takes is one lock of camel hair from his back and its all over for Jay. You wonder why Matthew been with Tina all these years? No its not because of her sally coin purse, it because of that box of roots.

AWW-SHIT EXCLUSIVE FUG FACE OF THE DAY

2008-08-17T18:37:00.005-04:00

DEBBIE PHELPS AKA MICHEAL PHELPS BIRTH CANAL

in the immortal words of the miss cleo guy "BITCH YOU AINT RIGHT"

GIRL YOU WORK SO HARD....

2008-08-17T18:19:00.003-04:00

So this is Solanges newest video to her hit single sand castle disco and I'm really feelin this right now she is surely the anti-Beyonce, who wouldve thought that the anti-Bey would be kid sister. this is def some Venus and Serena shit

NEW MUSE-IC FROM ALGEBRA

2008-08-14T00:57:00.004-04:00

Im really feeling Algebra right now her style is really bananas and her album "purpose is definitly worth having. I think Ima stop being so cheap and actually go buy this one instead of rippin the limewire version. its all apart of my "feel great in 08" campaign, FEED A STARVING ARTIST, because ya'll know child support only gets you about two cans of tuna, a pack of grape kool aide and a loose Newport.

AWW-ShiTT SUPPORTS :COCAINE USE

2008-08-12T05:27:00.002-04:00

WELL NOT REALLY....

I'M SUCH AN EIGHTIES BABY I AM INCLINED TO LOVE ALL THINGS 80'S.

I AINT NO PUNTA I KEEPS MY PANTIES CLEAN

2008-08-12T05:13:00.002-04:00

I WAS WATCHING CROOKLYN THIS WEEKEND AND FELL OUT WHEN I SAW THIS PART....YES THAT IS RUPAUL AND A PUERTO RICAN MAN..LOL

GIRL YOU BETTER HAVE SOME PANTIES ON!!

2008-08-12T05:03:00.003-04:00

Blender magazine resently sat down with Solange in anticipation of her up coming album scheduled to drop anytime now, this is what she had to say;

…It’s Friday night at 11 P.M. What are you doing?
I’m either at home with my son or out drinking some Coronas and adding to my beer belly.

Where do you drink your Coronas?
Dive bars. Two doors down from here there’s a little joint that’s full of old rednecks. I go in there, drop $10 in the jukebox, play nothing but Marvin and Prince and just get wasted. The rednecks are like, “What the
fcuk?”

What kind of drunk are you?
I am a Miss-Tina’s-in-the-back-of-my-head kind of drunk.

You mean, your mom. What is she saying?
“Girl, you better have some panties on!” My mom’s so reserved-last year, for my 21st birthday, she was like, “You can have one glass of champagne, and that’s it.” I said, “First of all, I haven’t lived with you since I was 17. Second, I’m divorced. And third, I have a kid. I am drinking tonight.”

Ever doubted your sexual orientation?
You mean like in that Katy Perry song? Negative. I’m strictly dickly.

How about videotaped yourself having sex?
Nope. Ain’t no Solo tapes, y’all.

How would you characterize your taste in sex.
A good girl never kisses and tells. Didn’t I say I straddle that line.